rebecca. 18. needs constant validation or will self-destruct
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one time my friends and i got bubble tea and my one friend didn’t know abt the tapioca pearls and he took a sip and then opened his mouth and let like 9 of them roll out of his mouth and onto the floor and then whispered “what the fuck”
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the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point
HNGSBHSSJKFFFG
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"you’ll find love when you stop looking for it in the most unexpected places. you need to stop looking for love and let it look for you instead. believe me as soon as you give up, you’ll find it on a metro ride, 500ml of alcohol down, at 4 pm on a cold thursday where you least expect to find it."
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Taylor Swift reminds me of that one scene in the office where Michael says “I am the victim of a hate crime” and Stanley’s like “that’s not what a hate crime is” and Michael just goes “WELL I HATED IT”
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me at disneyland: *taps mickeys shoulder* yo ricky rat where the fast passes for mickeys dick smasher
mickey: *muffled sobbing as he shows me a hidden door under the walt statue*
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people say “if you don’t lower your standards, you’re gonna end up spending your whole life alone!” like being a healthy, happy, financially independent single adult is actually worse than being stuck in an abusive and/or emotionally unfulfilling relationship with someone who isn’t willing/able to meet your needs. like no offense, but I think I’m gonna choose to be happy rather than throwing myself into a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship.
this, for everyone.
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